Totally Safe Moon Project Achievements: All 44 and How to Unlock

Steam tracks 44 achievements for Totally Safe Moon Project. The tables below list the official English name, the unlock condition in plain language, whether Steam marks the entry hidden, and the global unlock percentage on 2026-11-01 (that number moves as more people buy and play the game).

Use the walkthrough for the laser delivery loop, multiplayer co-op when a condition names another player, and objects and secrets for props that achievements call out by name.

Image: Steam store screenshot, Fake Moon / rokaplay select.

What counts as an achievement in this game?

Unlocks cover tower height, lifting world props, co-op throws, UFOs and asteroid rain, finishing the story, and going idle. The Steam store page lists Steam Achievements as a feature; progress shows in the usual Steam overlay. Five entries are hidden on Steam (“Clear Sky”, “Christmas Tree”, “I’m Your Biggest Fan”, “Basketball”, and “I’m Smarter, I’m Better”) but still have fixed conditions in Steam’s data.

Height milestone achievements

Reach each height goal while building your tower.

Keep stacking until the in-game goal tracker marks the next milestone. Heavy pieces may need a higher gravity gun level; see tower building tips for stable stacks.

Picking up objects, clouds, NPCs, and players

Image: Steam store screenshot, Fake Moon / rokaplay select.

Use the gravity gun on props, clouds, NPCs, and (in co-op) other players as you climb. Steam names the windmill as the heaviest object and the Blessed Statue as its own pickup target.

Airtime and trampoline bounces

Meet the timers and trampoline wording exactly: stay off the ground for 10 or 30 seconds, bounce on a trampoline once, then bounce from a trampoline after a long fall.

Objects, co-op stunts, and hidden gags

Each row names the prop or action (car, golden bucket, boombox, tree, house, bench, piano, basket). Lift, attach, interact, or throw from height as the condition states.

UFOs, satellites, and asteroid rain

Image: Steam store screenshot, Fake Moon / rokaplay select.

Destroy UFOs and a satellite when those events appear, and survive an asteroid rain run once.

Story finish and challenge modes

National Heroes matches the Steam store pitch: build the tower, bring the garage laser up top, and destroy the asteroid. Not Afraid requires finishing with fall damage enabled. The Chaos Mode finish is the lowest global rate on the list as of 2026-11-01.

AFK achievements

Leave the game running without input for five or thirty minutes as listed.

Rarest achievements by global unlock rate

Among the 44 achievements, the median global unlock rate on 2026-11-01 was about 53% (half of the list above that figure, half below). These four were the lowest that day:

What should you hunt after the early height goals?

On 2026-11-01, 95.7% of Steam players had 10m, 92.7% had 20m, 88.0% had 40m, 84.6% had 65m, and 80.2% had 95m. If you already cleared those, good next targets include Can’t Stop Building (250 total pickups, 31.5%), Super Bounce (12.8%), Expensive Thing (6.2%), and This Is Sparta! (throw your friend from above 125 meters, 46.2%). Finish the story once via the walkthrough before chasing the slowest unlocks.

Details Steam has not published

Steam’s achievement text does not spell out map locations for the golden bucket or basketball court, menu steps for Chaos Mode, whether pause or menus count toward AFK, numeric cutoffs for great height throws, co-op rules for shared vs personal height goals, or which weapon destroys UFOs and satellites. We will add those here only after a verified source names them.